Julie Bindel's guide to lesbian life Men make bad lesbians, but with some effort they could be more convincing. I have 34 years' experience and have never wavered or lost interest in the topic. They can't imagine sex without a penis being around somewhere, which is presumably why so many lesbian-fanciers offer to help out in the bedroom. Show 25 25 50 All. Drool over Mary Portas and pretend you are friends with Sue Perkins. Threads collapsed expanded unthreaded. What is going on?
They are genuinely shocked that women can have fun together when we, as one charmer once said to me, "have no genitals".
What straight men don't understand about lesbians
Male fascination with things Sapphic is usually born out of total indignation that we do not desire the male form. Our state of inebriation was such that all he would have got for his money was a bit of snoring possibly interrupted by puking, so we declined out of courtesy. First the blog supposedly written by a lesbian from Damascus was found to have been written by a man living in Scotlandand then it turns out that Paula Brooks, the editor of the lesbian news website LezGetReal, is a retired Ohio military man and construction worker. Men make bad lesbians, but with some effort they could be more convincing. This is an important lesbian signifier. Threads collapsed expanded unthreaded. Argue in public but come home with drill bits and a self-assembly wardrobe.